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Coach Bentz
11-22-2005, 08:34 PM
This'll probably be of limited interest, but it was fun so I thought I'd share it.

Over the past week, we've had some guests from Portland staying where I am. After dinner one night, doing dishes, I heard one of them lamenting that she could no longer lift her entire set of dinner plates to the shelf they went on. She figured it was just age-related (mid 50s) and settled for doing half the stack at a time. Without thinking, I said I might be able to help her with that if she wanted, but with all the other commotion in the room she didn't hear me, and I didn't repeat it.

But I couldn't let it go either. I honestly wasn't sure why I spoke up though, especially after I gathered from comments made later that her workouts were basically work and housework. I had a feeling that calisthenics or isometrics just weren't going to fly very well, much less anything involving weights or tubes or that.

I forget where I read it, maybe it was in the Clubbell CST book but I'm not sure anymore, but there was a blurb about somebody lifting a broom off the ground with a brick on the end of it. Hmmmm... I wonder if a broom could be used like a very light clubbell, but with a large choke range?

After grabbing one and testing it out, I was satisfied enough to pull her aside the next morning. I asked her first if she actually was interested in getting that skill back, and when she was, if she had a broom laying around the house. (hoping that I wouldn't tell me she only had a vacuum... I really wasn't looking forward to the idea of demo'ing with a Hoover or something, for all the obvious reasons :) )

I didn't show her any CST exercises, just some isolated exercises to work delts, biceps, and wrist (extension & radial deviation). Then how (and why) to run the full range of motion, to do both arms (cuz you can't lift dishes with one arm, right!) and to stay choked way up until it's so easy it's boring. And to not do any of them more than 10x a day. And when she gets all the way to the end of the broom (zero choke), to give all that up and go play samurai in the backyard several times a week (I dunno if she thought I was serious or not, but at least she got a kick out of the demo I gave her!)

She was sharp, too. "This is how you use those black things, isn't it?" I just smiled and nodded (i didnt remember that I had used them once while she was wandering the property). "Will this make me look like a linebacker?" Well, probably not, but it'll tone up your shoulders and arms a bit. I thought she was concerned about bulking up or something, but she surprised me! "Oh darn! It'd be fun to look like a linebacker!" Well, I know of a goddess in Portland who can take you to the next step! :)

Wish I'd have had more time to go through a few joint circles or something, but she had to finish packing to leave. But it was a fun experience. And, at the very least, I have another way to do wrist casts while I'm still getting used to the 10#'ers.

Cody Fielding
11-22-2005, 11:10 PM
Improvisation.

Very nice.

C-

Randell Waddell
11-23-2005, 01:23 AM
Good one Brian.


And to not do any of them more than 10x a day.
:D

to give all that up and go play samurai in the backyard several times a week
:D

Well, I know of a goddess in Portland who can take you to the next step!
:D

Cheers
Randell. :D

Coach Gostnell
11-23-2005, 09:27 AM
Too good, Brian! Housework Fu!
"Brian B, Vice President, CST Domestic Division" :wink:

Levity aside, people DO hurt themselves vacuuming and so on, as well as gradually lose the ability to care for their surroundings and themselves. Mid 50's is WAY to young to be "cutting back" especially when you consider you might have 30-40 years to go...

Coach Bentz
11-23-2005, 08:05 PM
Too good, Brian! Housework Fu!
"Brian B, Vice President, CST Domestic Division" :wink:

Haha! I like it!

Actually, I'm a much more competent bread baker than anything else, domestically. (Unfortunately, while it's great fun for me, that's a skill that can easily add to the waistlines of anyone near me! )


Levity aside, people DO hurt themselves vacuuming and so on, as well as gradually lose the ability to care for their surroundings and themselves. Mid 50's is WAY to young to be "cutting back" especially when you consider you might have 30-40 years to go...

I totally agree. especially now that 50 doesn't look quite so 'old' to me as it used to.

SAB
11-23-2005, 08:51 PM
' HUSBAND INJURED BY FLYING BRICK. WIFE CLAIMS SHE WAS ONLY PERFORMING "CIRCULAR STRENGTH TRAINING" '

:lol:

In all serious though, nice work !

Coach Bentz
11-23-2005, 09:53 PM
' HUSBAND INJURED BY FLYING BRICK. WIFE CLAIMS SHE WAS ONLY PERFORMING "Circular Strength Training™" '


Haha! I love it!

When called for comment on the incident, VP of Domestic Services emphatically stated, 'At no time have we ever supported or trained anyone in the use of plate-loaded OR brick-loaded brooms. Any mention of brick-loading was done on a purely historical basis, and done only to demonstrate the evolution of our product, the Broombell, into its modern form.'

:lol:

Coach Gostnell
11-24-2005, 09:47 AM
When called for comment on the incident, VP of Domestic Services emphatically stated, 'At no time have we ever supported or trained anyone in the use of plate-loaded OR brick-loaded brooms. Any mention of brick-loading was done on a purely historical basis, and done only to demonstrate the evolution of our product, the Broombell, into its modern form.' :lol: :lol: :lol:

(And Happy Turkey Day to you too!)

KD Jones
11-27-2005, 01:32 AM
I just have to say, this is beautiful. The physical poetry of everyday life. Improvisation, close listening, humor, playful concern for detail - the jazz of physical culture.

Actually, I found this pretty profound. My father and I were just having this HUGE conversation on Thanksgiving about "great" things being important primarily in their ability to make "small" things possible.

Like a little less misery, a little more connectedness, a little more meaningful involvement in a lifetime of average days.

Beautiful.

Blessings.